Dingo. Pic: natesmithphoto.com

Dingo’s surfing ‘Wank Bank’ is full to the eyeballs with reels of grey matter tube vision. When the waves are hollow, Dingo will surf the legs of just about anyone. From grommets to grey haired frothers, Dingo’s got the batteries to outlast them all. Aside from simply being in the water, it’s inside the tube that’s truly his natural habitat. Without food or water, Dingo can survive for days in the pit. Every now and then, as Nate Smith discovered on a recent Dingo hunting expedition, the Cub of Curl will exit the watery womb and bust massive air. Like a humpback whale breaching the sea surface, Dingo uses these moments of exhilaration to fill his lungs with life giving oxygen.

With his head full of tunnel vision and his treasure chest full of air – Dingo’s body weight in surfing terms is gold.

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