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Breaking: Pro Surfing’s Burn Book Scandal Implicates ‘Mean Girls’

1.08.20233.08.2020 by Casey Dyson

Amidst surfing’s fixation on the death of etiquette and waxing nostalgic for the “good old days” when surf breaks were regulated by local heavies, a ‘Burn Book’ has been discovered.

Categories News Tags mason ho, satire, slab, speed and fins, surfboards, tracks magazine

Surf Company Marketing Manager Can’t Believe He Got The Sack

26.02.2020 by Tracks

The struggle is real (well, if this wasn’t fictitious) for a former Surf Company Marketing Manager who was a victim of a recent downsizing.

Categories News Tags kelly slater, localism, satire, surf etiquette, wave pools

The Sandy Knob boys are back!

9.10.2019 by Tracks

A tongue in cheek tribute to our great grassroots surfing hubs – the humble boardriders club.

Categories News Tags barbarian days, kelly slater, pulitzer prize, satire, tracks 574

What Would An Artificial Wave Tour Look Like?

9.07.2019 by Tracks

Like this if you can believe a fabricated press release from 2020.

Categories News Tags josh kerr, kai lenny, matt wilkinson, satire
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